I'm pleased to announce a brand new jQuery plugin that will soon completely change the way content is read on the internet. It's called Ajax Post-Render Injection Library 1st Version. What does it do? We'll you're using it right now every time you click "Read More." Despite the giganormous growth of bandwidth tubes over the last few years, developers are especially concerned with the "weight" of web pages, commonly known as the "chubbiness quotient." Fact: Only 24% of visitors read 35% of a post. That means 72% of the content loaded on the page is a waste. What if there was a way to load only the right amount of content for your reader? Ajax Post-Render Injection Library 1st Version does exactly that.

 

Advantages

- Content is loaded as requested, saving you over 84% of your gigabits.
- Readers are more engaged as your blog posts are transformed from boring old text to a magical interactive experience.
- New IN-SENTENCE advertisements.
- Suspense! When will the post end? Who friggen knows? Just keep hitting "read more" to find out.
- The latest in Ajax technology. A-jax is abused on the web these days. This is what it was designed to do. sponsored sentence: no one does AJAX like jQuery!
- Prior to the Ajax Post-Render Injection Library 1st Version bloggers would have to split up their posts by pages to maximize there revenue. Now posts are broken up by sentences. That's a 700% increase in clicks!!!!!

Questions

Won't this hurt my S.E.O. value?
Conservatively, I estimate a 44.5% adoption of this plugin within the first 3-5 days. The Google can't ignore that and will be forced to adjust their mathorithms.

This is so awesome.
Thanks, I know.

Where can I get this code?
The final version isn't quite ready to be released, but if you subscribe to my feed or follow me on twitter you'll be the first one of millions to know when it's ready.